Gomo Kelate GOMO!

Setelah hamper 10 tahun...akhernya...skuad THE RED WARRIORS berjaye menempah ticket ke pusingan akhir dgn mengalahkan Negeri Sembilan di semi-final...wah..mereka menentang skuad THE RED GIANTS or should I say Selangor...mase match final tuh,aku ngan geng2 bola ayah aku sumer naek bas pogi buket jalil...(siap tempah bas tuuuu)...fanatik kelate nak katekan!!!...kiteorg pegi niat nak tengok bola je eh!,xdek nk bakar2 bas nih...sampe2 je kat sane...apalaga!,misi mencari jersi kelate!!!...aku xdek jersi kelate so kene la beli sekilo...jersi kelate sumpah lawa!...ni gambo jersi tuh...

Lepas beli jersi tuh...aku ngan ayah aku head straight ke surau...surau pnye kecik x yah citer la!,harap stadium je besar gedabak!...surau mcm store!...kiteorg sumer dh naek fed-up ngan situation tuh,sumer org termasok aku pakat solat kat luar!...nk tau something x!!!???...yg penuhkan surau ngan solat maghreb kat luar surau sumer penyokong KELATE!!!...sumpah aku x nmpk sorang pon pake baju or jersi Selangor...aku telupe plak nk amek gmbr time dieorg tgh solat...ade pake bendere kelate buat alas,mafela...jersi kelate...mmg aku tabek spring ah kat dieorg,x lepaskan tanggungjawab sebagai muslim walaupun perlawanan dh nk start...mcm nih situation aku mase tengok Chelsea Vs Malaysia hari tuh...sbb aku solat la...aku terpakse dudok jaoh siket dr pdg...xpe2...ingat tanggungjawab kite!...ni gmbr dr tmpt aku duduk...

Agak jaoh la jugak...tp bak kate org...bola sepak malaysia ko tengok tutup mate pon xpek...sendiri paham la!...tp aku x mcm tuh,kat fanatik kelate!...kene la tengok!!!...pastu tunggu punye tunggu...akhernya kluar la player kelate nk warm up skejap...mase dieorg tgh warm up tuh,supporter sumer jerit gile bapak la!...berape decible pon aku x tau la!...sumer jerit bende yg same..."GOMO KELATE GOMO...GOMO KELATE GOMO!!!"...aku sendiri x phm ape bende dieorg kecek...hahahhahahahahaha...laher kat Selangor nk katekan...tp aku sokong kelate tau!...

Org punye la rame!!!...nk berjalan sampe bergesel-gesel bahu!!!...nk beli air pon susah...tengok la nih...penyokong kelate lg ramai dr penyoong selangor mlm tuh...tp aku amek gambo penyokong kelate je la...

Siap ade yg pake kopiah lg tuh!,pake jubah pon ade gak!...org kelate mmg la cemtuh...yg penting semangat mesti ade...pejam celik-pejam celik...sedar x sedar...tengok2 dh masok extra time!,due-due team x score goal mase 1st ngan 2nd half...kelantan hold game...bnyk pegang bola nk dibandingkan ngan selangor,ade 1 mase tuh Indra putra rembat bola...BOLEH PLAK KENE PALANG!...siket lg...dah masok mase xtra time,suddenly!!!...player kelate bernombor 10 hit the back of the net with a superb header!...name die FARHAN!...gempak gak la die maen...kaki die kuat...mmg kecoh nk mampos la time tuh...mcm dh mng...tibe-tibe selangor plak tunjuk belang...Amri yahya plak scored the equalising goal...kecewa gile la time tuh...mmg sah2 la masok penalty shoot-out...as expected,mmg masok penalty shoot-out....mmg pressure gile la player kelate ngan selangor time tuh...sepak punye sepak...last2 kelate kalah...indra putra ngan sape la lg sorang tuh aku x kenal(TYPICAL MALAYSIAN)...player luar negare kenal,local player x kenal....tp xpe la...kalah ahri nih bkannye kalah selame-lamenye...kelate baru nak amek angin tuh...tengok la taun depan!..siap sedie la selangor...haha

super-duper-RUDE

KORANG JGN TAHAN GELAK TAU TENGOK VIDEO NIH...KLAU AKU JD DIE PON AKU GELAK GAK...SBB...TENGOK LA SENDIRI...MCM SIOT JE!!!,DAH LA LIVE!!!...NIH PROGRAMME TV MCM "BERSAMAMU" VERSION RUSSIA...

PUBLIC SPEAKING

Recently,I entered a public speaking competition in SMK TMN BUKIT INDAH near ampang.For me it was more like a PUBIC SPEAKING than a public speaking...I was super-duper sucks on that day...I admit that that wass not my usual ME...I was not mentally well prepared...not mentally disorders.My speech was about that stupid global warming thing!,made me feel like a jerk talking about thing that he never cares about...I do care about global warming it just that I didn't know what am I talking about!!!...those gas emission and bla..bla...bla...BORING!!!...maybe that time I was BATTLING WITHOUT HONOUR OR HUMANITY

YEAAA MAN I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!...maybe next year is the year...I SHALL BATTLE ALONG WITH HONOUR AND HUMANITY and I SHALL FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLIES,STING LIKE A BEE...doesn't make sense at all...hahahahaaha...and people,stop calling me barrack obama...just call me Mr.Obama...sweet home alabama...The best part of the day was when I met with my cousin and The 1st speaker from smk tmn selayang!!!...she is superrrrrr hot!...I am getting perverter from day to day...at least I am not a gay like haikal for sure!...I believe I can"FLY"...thats him!...haha...so MOTF...this is it...the end of my post...haha...MAY GOD BE WITH YOU...

FLABBER GASTED HUH???

SATISFACTION BY ADAM LAMBERT

GOT NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS GUY...IT JUST THAT...HIS VOICE,IT IS SO SO SO SO EXOTIC...DO YOU GUYS EXPECT HIM TO SING THAT WAY WHILE LOOKING AT HIS ATTIRE????...WTF...HE'S BRILLIANT...HE'S THE NEXT AMERICAN IDOL!!!...SORRY ARCHULETA...YOU'LL BE SUCKS IF YOU WERE IN THE SAME SEASON AS ADAM...